10 signs you’re a REAL Liverpool fan!

Are you a true Red?

As a massive Liverpool fan, there are a few things hardwired into my DNA that make me a true Red.

Here are 10 amusing things every Liverpool fan should be able to relate to if they’re a true Red.

10)

You’ve absolutely no idea what ‘Operation Anfield Exercise’ is and no-one you’ve ever been to a match with knows either.

9)

You’ve debated whether it’s ‘Arabian’ or ‘Libyan’ and ‘We had Heighway’ or ‘Stevie Heighway’ on the wing.

8)

You’re still not over the end to the 2013/14 season – and probably never will be.

7)

You secretly still love Fernando Torres and have dreamt about a Torres-Suarez front two.

6)

You’ve had nightmares about THAT Eidur Gudjohnsen shot in in the 2005 Champions League semi-final going in.

5)

You hate the scoreboard, especially since it went all modern.

4)

You can just about deal with Mighty Red prancing about on the touchline, but if they ever replace George on the tannoy, all hell will break lose.

3)

You secretly hated watching Wes Morgan lifting the Premier League trophy, unable to work out how he did it but Steven Gerrard never did.

2)

“We need to sign a left-back,” has been your catchphrase for the last 20 years.

1)

You still love Rafa. He’s just a beautiful, beautiful man.

 

By Ben Kelly – @benkelly_10